tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23869235.post114842108307617159..comments2023-09-25T04:10:23.046-04:00Comments on The Stone's Colossal Dream: Scene of the Crime: A DramatizationTania Rochellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01343894619102379852noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23869235.post-1160008484777619682006-10-04T20:34:00.000-04:002006-10-04T20:34:00.000-04:00Geez, everbody knows you only do that in the coole...Geez, everbody knows you only do that in the cooler months when the roof aint so hot. Neosporin should help.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23869235.post-1148562185018060752006-05-25T09:03:00.000-04:002006-05-25T09:03:00.000-04:00perhaps jack should come live with me and granny. ...perhaps jack should come live with me and granny. we don't even like to see ourselves naked. he would have nothing to worry about.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23869235.post-1148483179971838762006-05-24T11:06:00.000-04:002006-05-24T11:06:00.000-04:00You were naked on the roof? Slut. You're lucky ...You were naked on the roof? Slut. You're lucky you didn't scorch your ass!!!Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09489424880198887882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23869235.post-1148460279634581292006-05-24T04:44:00.000-04:002006-05-24T04:44:00.000-04:00"No, Dr. Schlongless, the dreams have gotten worse..."No, Dr. Schlongless, the dreams have gotten worse. I've tripled the meds....nothing seems to help. I spend all of my waking hours searching chat rooms for female, nudist roofers. I'm obsessed. Haven't eaten or bathed in days. <BR/><BR/>"Well, Jack, are you still taking afternoon drives through construction sites looking for such a woman?"<BR/><BR/>"It's worse than that, Doctor. I bought an old Hummer, you remember Hummers, don't you Doctor? Built a small deck on the top. With a wood ladder going from the passenger seat. Cut a hole in the top of the Hummer. And, installed 4 Bose speakers on the deck, connected 'em to the Hummer CD player."<BR/><BR/>"Still playing that one CD over and over again, Jack? <BR/><BR/>"Yeah, Dr. Schlongless. Up on The Roof, my favorite."<BR/><BR/>"Do you miss listening to Mozart? The Beach Boys?"<BR/><BR/>"No, not really. But, I am thinking about buying Janet Jackson's last CD."<BR/><BR/>"Our time is up, Jack. Next time bring in a copy of the restraining order you took out. I don't think your mother really understands the penalties. Do you?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23869235.post-1148439479660943442006-05-23T22:57:00.000-04:002006-05-23T22:57:00.000-04:00Hey Collin, I've gotta few years yet.Ms. A, those ...Hey Collin, I've gotta few years yet.<BR/><BR/>Ms. A, those neighbors were out shopping garage sales for more shit to pile in their driveway. <BR/><BR/>Mary, let's hear about the bees.Tania Rochellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01343894619102379852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23869235.post-1148437115683583072006-05-23T22:18:00.000-04:002006-05-23T22:18:00.000-04:00Even though I heard this story just yesterday morn...Even though I heard this story just yesterday morning at the table downstairs...reading it again made me laugh out loud...sounds like something I would do...except, I would probably fall off of the roof naked into a briar bush with a nest of bees in it. <BR/><BR/>Hmmmm....that makes me think of a funny yellow jacket story I have that I may have to post on my blog. <BR/><BR/>Yeah, you should probably go ahead and make some down payments on that therapy for poor little Jack.Mary Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01631594203558208360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23869235.post-1148435768184077832006-05-23T21:56:00.000-04:002006-05-23T21:56:00.000-04:00ha!I wonder if the neighbor with the boat saw you....ha!<BR/>I wonder if the neighbor with the boat saw you. <BR/>Touche.Harpyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02890602073060031353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23869235.post-1148433698078081082006-05-23T21:21:00.000-04:002006-05-23T21:21:00.000-04:00To quote Mrs. Threadgood from "Fried Green Tomatoe...To quote Mrs. Threadgood from "Fried Green Tomatoes" -- honey, what kinda hormones they got you taking?Collin Kelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03777180960376039699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23869235.post-1148433343140762202006-05-23T21:15:00.000-04:002006-05-23T21:15:00.000-04:00Ooo myyyy. Fabulous story!!Love the illustrations!...Ooo myyyy. <BR/><BR/>Fabulous story!!<BR/>Love the illustrations!!<BR/><BR/>Poor Jack!Anne Elserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02425559946353875253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23869235.post-1148427186283107762006-05-23T19:33:00.000-04:002006-05-23T19:33:00.000-04:00I'm still laughing.HariusI'm still laughing.<BR/><BR/>HariusAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com