biggy and santa are going to put me in an early grave. first biggy buys tania a vespa scooter for christmas, santa brings lola her go-cart then biggy lets lola buy a b-b gun with a christmas gift card, and i call lola on her cell phone and she answers and TALKS while DRIVING her go-cart. i. don't. need. anything. else. to. worry. about. poor jack, he didn't get his puppy.
Mamoo, she knocked over a neighbor's mailbox within the first 10 minutes of driving. I'm not even joking. She apparently has the same hand eye coordination as Gaga.
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Brilliant.
P.S. Tell Biggy to get the leaf blower out, too. Does no one rake in your neighborhood?
Have you SEEN my neighborhood, Collin?
biggy and santa are going to put me in an early grave. first biggy buys tania a vespa scooter for christmas, santa brings lola her go-cart then biggy lets lola buy a b-b gun with a christmas gift card, and i call lola on her cell phone and she answers and TALKS while DRIVING her go-cart. i. don't. need. anything. else. to. worry. about. poor jack, he didn't get his puppy.
Mamoo, she knocked over a neighbor's mailbox within the first 10 minutes of driving. I'm not even joking. She apparently has the same hand eye coordination as Gaga.
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