They Must Be Good!
Everyone who knows me well is aware that I don't eat sweets--except for the occasional treat made with Splenda. So when Jack came home from a friend's today and saw a half-wrapped Riesen sitting next to me on the counter, he wondered:
JackMan: Are you eating candy?!
TR: No. I caught Fay chewing on it. I don't know where she found it.
JackMan: It's a Riesen! Those are awesome. I'll take it.
TR: Fay was chewing on it!
JackMan: That's ok.
(He unwraps it.)
TR: And I don't know where she found it!
(He pops it in his mouth.)