You're So Vain

Riding our bikes home from the Y last night:

TR: You know the woman who lives in that house? The one who was always out digging in the yard, planting flowers and stuff?

Biggy: Yeah.

TR: I saw her the other day, and she was using a walker. It's like she just got old overnight. It was so sad.

Biggy: People need to take better care of themselves. Look at me. I just get younger every year. I'm like Benjamin Button.

This morning, in bed.

Biggy: I need to go see if my chest got any bigger overnight.

TR: Is that really the first thing you do every day--look in the mirror?

Biggy: No, I weigh first.


mamoo said...

i noticed how buffed up he looks without a shirt. and his calves are so nice in his coach's shorts. does he have my ramp built yet?

biggy said...

T, don't hate.

Mamoo, very smooth, but we haven't discussed needed dimensions of said ramp.

Sara said...

My son told me when a man's chest gets bigger it's called moobs.

Tania Rochelle said...

Smart boy!

Rupert said...

It was unnerving how cute B Button got 3/4 of the way thru the movie - I had to suppress a man-crush!

Tania Rochelle said...

In a couple of years, I guess I'll have to keep you away from my husband, Rupert.

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