You're So Vain
Riding our bikes home from the Y last night:
TR: You know the woman who lives in that house? The one who was always out digging in the yard, planting flowers and stuff?
TR: I saw her the other day, and she was using a walker. It's like she just got old overnight. It was so sad.
Biggy: People need to take better care of themselves. Look at me. I just get younger every year. I'm like Benjamin Button.
This morning, in bed.
Biggy: I need to go see if my chest got any bigger overnight.
TR: Is that really the first thing you do every day--look in the mirror?
Biggy: No, I weigh first.