We have a basement apartment in our house, and we're trying to get it rented, so we were discussing the fact that I would have to show it this evening since he had a meeting:
Biggy: I started cleaning up some little dead bugs that were around the baseboards. Would you broom the rest?
TR: Broom?
Biggy: Yeah, broom up the bugs I didn't get.
TR: You mean SWEEP?
Biggy: What do you do with a vacuum?
TR: Vacuum...
Biggy: What do you do with a mop?
TR: OK--do you car with a car? No, you DRIVE a car.
Biggy: Some people drive a broom.
3 comments:
per-fect comeback.
wiiiiiiilllllyyysss. i can't believe biggy came up with that one liner while under an assumed burrito coma.
Mamoo, thanks for having my back.
Alison, he's pretty much always burrito-comatose.
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