Losing Points

Guess what former Father of the Year is missing his daughter's very-first-ever basketball game just so he can attend the SEC championships today? Here's the conversation we had upon waking this morning:


TR: Will you go to Publix to get dogfood and pick up my meds?

Biggy: I can't. I've got to start drinking.


biggy said...

Please.Even at her tender age of 8, Lola understands how BIG this game is and totally supports my attendance of THE game of the year. GO GATORS!!!!

Alison said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean not ha. Totally serious, that is the very first thing I said to Violet upon waking this morning. GO GATORZ!!!!

Tania Rochelle said...

Gators seem to share a lot of obnoxious characteristics.

Rupert said...

"I've got to start drinking" - lol, that's classic!

reminds me of Jesus's line "I must be about my father's business," (approx)

meds, schmeds, it's Tide v Gators day, and altho I'm a registered Gator-hater I readily admit they have the hottest half-drunk and vulnerable babe fans . . .

Collin Kelley said...

Gators...is that football or basketball?

Tania Rochelle said...


Montgomery Maxton said...

im so lost. what game?

esk said...

Gators...drinking...LOL Needed the laugh this lovely, cold, Monday morning.

BTW, I've tagged you for a meme. My 12-08-08 blog post has the details. Have fun!

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