My Homophobic Guys
I get home one recent afternoon, and Biggy and JackMan are both sitting on the end of my bed, glued to the TV, watching The Hills, ragging on the guys in this particular episode:
Biggy: What's up with those sunglasses?
JackMan: No kidding. Those are so gay.
Biggy: You think they know how gay they look?
JackMan: God, they're gay.
Did I mention this was The Hills they were watching?
And have I also mentioned how sick I am of hearing Biggy go around singing his current favorite song, Fergie's Big Girls Don't Cry. He does it in a horrible falsetto and brags about how the song is perfectly in his range. In the car, he makes everyone shut up whenever it comes on--especially when she gets to the "I'm gonna miss you like a child misses her blanket" part, which apparently touches his tender soul.
Both of these things are way worse than his asking for Wet-Naps.
How could I have mistaken The Hills for Newport Harbour?