First things first: Shout out to Collin for helping with my links and photos. And for being my friend even thought I'm so high maintenance.
It's Critique Week at Portfolio Center. The students are out for flesh. They're starving and haven't slept for days; it gets uglier by the hour. The only way to kill them is to destroy their brains, which can't be done. I keep my office locked and yell out that Hank (PC's prez) is bigger than I am. This afternoon, desperate, I slipped them his spare key under the door.
Pray for Hank.