Last night, Garey ate dinner with us. Spaghetti and meatballs--I really rolled out the red carpet. While we were eating, Biggy bothered each person about their New Year's Resolutions. After the expected "make better grades...eat healthier...swear less..." stuff, Garey came out with the most profound goal: "I want to get more mentions on Tania's blog." (And shouldn't that be everyone's aspiration?)

So JackMan says, very nonchalantly, "That's easy. Just wait until she's in her room, and we'll walk upstairs, stand out in the hall where she can hear, and you can ask me to smell your finger."


mamoo said...

"that's funny".
Jack has become quite the comedian hasn't he?

so garey, when do you plan to do this?

ga said...

I'm glad I don't pay attention at family meals.

Anonymous said...

i think garey should have resolved to be less of an ass kisser.

Anonymous said...

Uh...but what does smelling that finger imply about what Garey's been doing with said finger and where it's been.

Oh, here's a resolution for you T.Ro...migrate your blog to the new set up. It's much easier...esp. for those commenting.

Garey Simpson said...

MF, you're just scared that I'm going to finally beat you in post mentions... And that I'm more capable of it. I think jealousy is getting to you. In fact, as I said in Episode I...

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

I believe you're well on your way to step 2.

M. Ru Pere said...

actually . . . Suffering is . . . "Survey Says . . . *ding* number one (!)" - of Buddha's Four Noble Truths

1. Life means suffering.

2. The origin of suffering is attachment.

3. The cessation of suffering is attainable.

. . . and the 4th is how you gotta do a lotta work and sitting and junk (right practice, yawn)

Anonymous said...

garey: please. i'm scared of you? and anyway, i'm usually sitting at "anger leads to hate." i don't move from that position.

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