1.03.2007

Resolutions


Last night, Garey ate dinner with us. Spaghetti and meatballs--I really rolled out the red carpet. While we were eating, Biggy bothered each person about their New Year's Resolutions. After the expected "make better grades...eat healthier...swear less..." stuff, Garey came out with the most profound goal: "I want to get more mentions on Tania's blog." (And shouldn't that be everyone's aspiration?)

So JackMan says, very nonchalantly, "That's easy. Just wait until she's in her room, and we'll walk upstairs, stand out in the hall where she can hear, and you can ask me to smell your finger."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

"that's funny".
Jack has become quite the comedian hasn't he?

so garey, when do you plan to do this?

Anonymous said...

I'm glad I don't pay attention at family meals.

Anonymous said...

i think garey should have resolved to be less of an ass kisser.

Anonymous said...

Uh...but what does smelling that finger imply about what Garey's been doing with said finger and where it's been.

Oh, here's a resolution for you T.Ro...migrate your blog to the new set up. It's much easier...esp. for those commenting.

Rupert said...

actually . . . Suffering is . . . "Survey Says . . . *ding* number one (!)" - of Buddha's Four Noble Truths

1. Life means suffering.

2. The origin of suffering is attachment.

3. The cessation of suffering is attainable.

. . . and the 4th is how you gotta do a lotta work and sitting and junk (right practice, yawn)

Anonymous said...

garey: please. i'm scared of you? and anyway, i'm usually sitting at "anger leads to hate." i don't move from that position.

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