1.03.2007
Resolutions
Last night, Garey ate dinner with us. Spaghetti and meatballs--I really rolled out the red carpet. While we were eating, Biggy bothered each person about their New Year's Resolutions. After the expected "make better grades...eat healthier...swear less..." stuff, Garey came out with the most profound goal: "I want to get more mentions on Tania's blog." (And shouldn't that be everyone's aspiration?)
So JackMan says, very nonchalantly, "That's easy. Just wait until she's in her room, and we'll walk upstairs, stand out in the hall where she can hear, and you can ask me to smell your finger."
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6 comments:
"that's funny".
Jack has become quite the comedian hasn't he?
so garey, when do you plan to do this?
I'm glad I don't pay attention at family meals.
i think garey should have resolved to be less of an ass kisser.
Uh...but what does smelling that finger imply about what Garey's been doing with said finger and where it's been.
Oh, here's a resolution for you T.Ro...migrate your blog to the new set up. It's much easier...esp. for those commenting.
actually . . . Suffering is . . . "Survey Says . . . *ding* number one (!)" - of Buddha's Four Noble Truths
1. Life means suffering.
2. The origin of suffering is attachment.
3. The cessation of suffering is attainable.
. . . and the 4th is how you gotta do a lotta work and sitting and junk (right practice, yawn)
garey: please. i'm scared of you? and anyway, i'm usually sitting at "anger leads to hate." i don't move from that position.
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