The game goes like this: If I need a story, or a sandwich, or to be rescued, I'm supposed to strum the ukelele, and she'll come running. She will burn my enemies with the light. And later, after she gets tired of playing, she wants me to take her to Target and buy her a tuxedo to wear to church tomorrow.
Hey, I don't make this shit up.
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I want to be in this posse.
Sweetheart, you were a founding member.
screw the kid wanting a target tux or her vampire games; why in the world do you own a ukelele? were you inspired by that guy in jersey?
Adorable! I need a vampire to bring me sandwiches.
Hey hey Minus Five, Duncan Pflaster had nothing to do with it. And I'll never admit I've been to New Jersey.
the fact that you remember his name is frightening. now i know, he must have sent you a ukelele in exchange for a copy of "karaoke funeral".
Lola is officially the coolest kid on the face of the planet......and the love of my life! I love you LoLo!!!
Oh my GAWD that is cute. Very convincing. VERY intimidating.
Meanwhile, over at the SG Review...
Geez, that IS a cute kid you've got there...that makes even me want to run out and pro–create...don't worry, I won't....I would probably give birth to an actual vampire...
Woo, I'm famous! It's funny what you find when you Google your own name. :)
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