Lunchtime Phone Conversation
Biggy: How many people under 35 do you think have tattoos today? I mean, percentage-wise.
TR: I dunno. It's not something I really think about.
Biggy: There's this girl jogging by the office who has a big one across her back and another on her leg. Other than that, she just looks like an ordinary girl. She could be Georgia.
Biggy: I have a feeling people are going to make a lot of money doing laser removals in about 20 years.
TR: Probably. Seems like there was something I needed to ask you before I go---Oh yeah, can I have a puppy?
Biggy: Why don't you just get a tattoo of a puppy. It would be the same thing, really. It would sit on you; you could take it everywhere you go.
TR: Why don't you get a tattoo of a wife?