If Wishes Were Scooters, Then Beggars Would Ride.

This is my new heart's desire. You listening, Santa?


minus five said...

aside from the hawaiian print and white paint, i like the scooter. i've thought of getting one myself but i'm pretty sure i would fall off of one into traffic and be killed. either that, or it would be stolen.

Collin said...

My god this is so weird. Today, I was driving back to the office from a photo shoot and was behind this woman on a scooter and I could have sworn it was you, Tania. Same color hair, same build, same kind of clothes. I pulled up behind her at North Avenue and, bizarrely, followed her all the way to my office building, where she coincidentally was also headed. I think it's a sign from the scooter gods.

Tania Rochelle said...

Fantastic, Collin. It will be that much easier for you to visualize it for me then.

mamoo said...

minus five (sarah) i miss you. are you still upset about the retard thing?

minus five said...

tania's mom: i have been on suicide watch since i found out you called me a retard. i've also been busy, so it's taken some time to think up a proper punishment. i've decided to treat you like one of my former in-school suspension kids, even though they would have been suspended indefinitely had they called me a retard. my proposal is this: that you write me an email apologizing for calling me a retard, list several reasons how i'm not retarded, talk about how inspirational i am to you and all the ways people want to be like me. then i will post this on my blog and the slate will be wiped clean.

and tania, i don't even want to hear it about this not being a chat room. your own mother called me a retard, so i can do whatever i want.

Tania Rochelle said...

You can chat here all you want if it results in such a post on your blog.

I can't wait to see that!

amy rush said...

Vespas are cooler.
But Metropolitans are cool, too.

Tania Rochelle said...

And Boxters are nicer than Beetles. I'm just easy.

Alena said...

The Metropolitan! I want this too. How cute.
(Yes, I've discovered your blog. Mwah-hah-hah!)


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