aside from the hawaiian print and white paint, i like the scooter. i've thought of getting one myself but i'm pretty sure i would fall off of one into traffic and be killed. either that, or it would be stolen.
My god this is so weird. Today, I was driving back to the office from a photo shoot and was behind this woman on a scooter and I could have sworn it was you, Tania. Same color hair, same build, same kind of clothes. I pulled up behind her at North Avenue and, bizarrely, followed her all the way to my office building, where she coincidentally was also headed. I think it's a sign from the scooter gods.
tania's mom: i have been on suicide watch since i found out you called me a retard. i've also been busy, so it's taken some time to think up a proper punishment. i've decided to treat you like one of my former in-school suspension kids, even though they would have been suspended indefinitely had they called me a retard. my proposal is this: that you write me an email apologizing for calling me a retard, list several reasons how i'm not retarded, talk about how inspirational i am to you and all the ways people want to be like me. then i will post this on my blog and the slate will be wiped clean.
and tania, i don't even want to hear it about this not being a chat room. your own mother called me a retard, so i can do whatever i want.
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aside from the hawaiian print and white paint, i like the scooter. i've thought of getting one myself but i'm pretty sure i would fall off of one into traffic and be killed. either that, or it would be stolen.
My god this is so weird. Today, I was driving back to the office from a photo shoot and was behind this woman on a scooter and I could have sworn it was you, Tania. Same color hair, same build, same kind of clothes. I pulled up behind her at North Avenue and, bizarrely, followed her all the way to my office building, where she coincidentally was also headed. I think it's a sign from the scooter gods.
Fantastic, Collin. It will be that much easier for you to visualize it for me then.
minus five (sarah) i miss you. are you still upset about the retard thing?
tania's mom: i have been on suicide watch since i found out you called me a retard. i've also been busy, so it's taken some time to think up a proper punishment. i've decided to treat you like one of my former in-school suspension kids, even though they would have been suspended indefinitely had they called me a retard. my proposal is this: that you write me an email apologizing for calling me a retard, list several reasons how i'm not retarded, talk about how inspirational i am to you and all the ways people want to be like me. then i will post this on my blog and the slate will be wiped clean.
and tania, i don't even want to hear it about this not being a chat room. your own mother called me a retard, so i can do whatever i want.
You can chat here all you want if it results in such a post on your blog.
I can't wait to see that!
Vespas are cooler.
But Metropolitans are cool, too.
And Boxters are nicer than Beetles. I'm just easy.
The Metropolitan! I want this too. How cute.
(Yes, I've discovered your blog. Mwah-hah-hah!)
***Alena
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