1.27.2008

Mamoo to the Rescue

When I went to pick Lola up from my mom today, I was given a little package.

Nice try. But unless it's furred or flanneled, it goes in the bottom drawer until May.

15 comments:

biggy said...

um yeah. Knowing those came from your mom ain't going to work for me either.

Tania Rochelle said...

Lord knows they didn't come from you, Biggy.

biggy said...

does the Lord know that? I'm not so sure he needs to be involved with my lingerie selections

Tania Rochelle said...

He knows you've never bought me lingerie.

Kevin M. Scarbrough said...

Page 27,358,245 of the Manbook (informally known as the "Man Handbook") states:

Brother Man of Manly Deeds & Thought:
Buy not for your woman-lady-love the following:

A) Dishes
B) Cleaning equipment of any kind
C) Lingerie of any kind
D) Anything that has the word "diet" on the label

Tania Rochelle said...

Those are actually pretty good rules.

ga said...

I disagree... I like cleaning stuff... I mean, not for like, my birthday or anything, but I really don't see the problem with the other stuff either, except the diet crap, and you got dishes for Christmas!

Tania Rochelle said...

There are going to be exceptions, of course, George. I'll bet that, in general, most women don't love dustbusters as much as you do or plates as much as I do.

mamoo said...

greg, don't ever, i mean EVER ask for my help again!

ads. said...

This is kinda like wrapping a Christmas present. It really doesn't matter what you wrap it in. Eventually, it all ends up on the floor....(from my own man book)

Collin said...

Biggy, go get T.Ro some crotchless, edible panties and see if those will work. Spring will be hear before you know it.

biggy said...

uh, mamoo, I'm quite positive I didn't ask you to pick out panties for my wife.

mamoo said...

and what if i said you did. who is everyone going to believe.

ButtonHole said...

Y'all are a RIOT.

Collin said...

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