When I went to pick Lola up from my mom today, I was given a little package. Nice try. But unless it's furred or flanneled, it goes in the bottom drawer until May.
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um yeah. Knowing those came from your mom ain't going to work for me either.
I disagree... I like cleaning stuff... I mean, not for like, my birthday or anything, but I really don't see the problem with the other stuff either, except the diet crap, and you got dishes for Christmas!
There are going to be exceptions, of course, George. I'll bet that, in general, most women don't love dustbusters as much as you do or plates as much as I do.
This is kinda like wrapping a Christmas present. It really doesn't matter what you wrap it in. Eventually, it all ends up on the floor....(from my own man book)
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um yeah. Knowing those came from your mom ain't going to work for me either.
Lord knows they didn't come from you, Biggy.
does the Lord know that? I'm not so sure he needs to be involved with my lingerie selections
He knows you've never bought me lingerie.
Page 27,358,245 of the Manbook (informally known as the "Man Handbook") states:
Brother Man of Manly Deeds & Thought:
Buy not for your woman-lady-love the following:
A) Dishes
B) Cleaning equipment of any kind
C) Lingerie of any kind
D) Anything that has the word "diet" on the label
Those are actually pretty good rules.
I disagree... I like cleaning stuff... I mean, not for like, my birthday or anything, but I really don't see the problem with the other stuff either, except the diet crap, and you got dishes for Christmas!
There are going to be exceptions, of course, George. I'll bet that, in general, most women don't love dustbusters as much as you do or plates as much as I do.
greg, don't ever, i mean EVER ask for my help again!
This is kinda like wrapping a Christmas present. It really doesn't matter what you wrap it in. Eventually, it all ends up on the floor....(from my own man book)
Biggy, go get T.Ro some crotchless, edible panties and see if those will work. Spring will be hear before you know it.
uh, mamoo, I'm quite positive I didn't ask you to pick out panties for my wife.
and what if i said you did. who is everyone going to believe.
Y'all are a RIOT.
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