This is indeed a red letter day; Biggy bought me lingerie for the first time in the 12 years we've been together. Lo, arriving home from school, spotted the bright pink Victoria's Secret bag, went over to it, and proceeded to examine and play with the contents:
Lo: What's this?
TR: My Valentine's present from Dad.
Lo: Do you like it?
TR: I do. But I'm not sure it'll look good on me.
Lo: Where do you wear it?
TR: It's pajamas.
Lo: Oh. Then why do you care how it looks? Dad's the only one who's gonna see you.