9.07.2006

I Sh!t You Not


Lo's Fall '06 softball uniform.

10 comments:

Biggy said...

TANIA!!!! With the shirt tucked into the black shorts, it looks great. Shame Shame. And you could have at least mentioned the adorable team name: The Pink Panthers. I thought you were working on your positivity.

Tania Rochelle said...

The color is nice. And there's SO much of it.

Jennifer said...

T, since you're unhappy I don't have my own blog, I'll take advantage or the current topic of fashion (and I kind of love Lola's uniform...) to describe an enemble I saw last night on campus. A young, deeply tanned sororiwhore was strolling along in a bright pink t-shirt and a pair of those awful short, short cheerleading shorts. Girlfriend's thighs were horrible, unfortunately thick (and you just know if a girl's legs are that hideous when she's only 20 then she will be nothing short of a circus freak--cue Big Top music-- by the time she turns 40...), but even more spectacular was this whore's ass, one of those wide and cushion-y bums, that bounced and jiggled like Jell-o (or like two gophers fighting in a sack) as she pranced past the J-School. And if the sight of the legs, those shorts, and that pudding of an ass wasn't enough, emblazoned across the rear of the shorts was the word "DIVE," DI on one cheek, VE on the other. I laughed so hard I had to stop and lean against the building to collect myself before I could continue on.

Tania Rochelle said...

No one--not even the most perfect body--needs to be wearing "DIVE" short-shorts.

k said...

Those socks are truly rad. And I think there's a neopolitan ice cream cone theme going on, and anything with ice cream is good in my books.

MCALDWELLC said...

is Baskin-Robbins one of the team sponsors?

minus five said...

dude, those are some sweet socks. can you get me a pair? i'm not kidding either. i want them.

do the girls not get to wear any kind of pants or shorts with their uniform in the east cobb little league or is this just another lola protest?

and just so you know, when i was in 4th grade, my team was also called the pink panthers. lola is growing up to be just like me.

M. Ru Pere said...

um, Jennifer - are there any more details of that sororiwhore that you may have missed? Please post them stat as I am trying to get the complete picture (for some research) :}

mamoo said...

and you expect ME to take her to her ballgame tomorrow? thanks a lot.

Collin said...

Lord...something worse than Jack's Grace Jones-inspired marching band blouse. This is positively Charlie and the Chocolate Factory gone amok.

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