Conversation In The Car
JackMan: ...anyway, that guy is such a douche!
Lo: Douche?! What's a douche?
JackMan: Lola! Don't say that; it's a bad word!
Lo: [looking at me] Is it?
Biggy & Jack together: YES!!!!
TR: It's a perfectly good word that's been hijacked.
Lo: What does it mean?
TR: It's just a special soap a woman uses to clean her vageena [that's how my girls pronounce it, with a hard 'G'], but, actually, doctors say it's not a good idea to use it. A woman's body cleans itself naturally...
JackMan: SHUT UP! Lo, don't ever say that!
Biggy: Lo, don't.
JackMan: Mom, she's going to go to school and say that word and get in trouble, and it's going to be all your fault.
TR: No, it's going to be YOUR fault...Lo, it's a word like tampon--not something you want to go around calling people or really talking about on the playground. OK?
Lo: All right.