10.22.2006

All Brains, No Hammer

Georgia has to build a catapult for a class project. Here, I document her process:
From left to right: boyfriend, boy friend, stepfather


16 comments:

minus five said...

georgia is obviously a pro at delegating. i would have probably liked building a catapult though.

she would make a great manager at publix.

Tania Rochelle said...

And they'd make great bag boys.

minus five said...

that's true, and as their manager, there's no way georgia would ever let them work their way up to being cashiers.

Biggy said...

Ladies, really. We had to ask Georgia to leave. She kept smashing her thumb with the hammer. We did, however, allow her to decorate the project. She chose silver, with I believe black and pink stars. I'm sure it will be quite pretty.

Tania Rochelle said...

The truth is--it took those guys four hours and three trips to Home Depot...

minus five said...

t: that's perfectly understandable when someone is trying to build a well-crafted catapult.

Collin said...

Mmmmm...popcorn.

Garey Simpson said...

That catapult is a masterpiece of human excellence... because guys built it. I have to give a big hand to greg though. My design was flawed to a certain extent, but I think the combination of our male brains defintely made the catapult come out perfecto...

Tania Rochelle said...

Imagine The Three Stooges building a catapult--it was like that.

MAMOO said...

i bet i could build one better than those guys and not even brag about it. right, tania?

Tania Rochelle said...

Mamoo could have made a catapult in five minutes--out of objects found in her kitchen junk drawer. And it would have been accurate enough to hit Biggy's forehead from fifty feet away.

biggy said...

FU

minus five said...

biggy: i got your back on this one. i don't think you have a big forehead at all. tania's just jealous because she doesn't have any catapult building skills.

ga said...

My physics teacher made fun of the catapult.

Biggy said...

your physics teacher must be db.

Garey Simpson said...

He made fun of it?! Tell him to kiss your ass and ask him to put his finger right where the spring is. Then see who's laughing...

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