This Morning, Over Coffee With Georgia
TR: Hey, have you been taking my underwear? I saw some on your floor.
Georgia: I wore ONE pair, because I needed full-bottomed, and they happened to be in my drawer.
TR: Are you sure? For the past week, I've been wondering where all my underwear is going, and then it hit me--YOUR laundry is piling up, my undies are missing...
George: Obviously, we both need new underwear. Let's go to Victoria's Secret.
TR: I'll just go to Target and buy a couple of packs of Hanes.
TR: They're good enough for me.
George: That's because you have low panty standards.