10.19.2006

This Morning, Over Coffee With Georgia



TR: Hey, have you been taking my underwear? I saw some on your floor.

Georgia: I wore ONE pair, because I needed full-bottomed, and they happened to be in my drawer.

TR: Are you sure? For the past week, I've been wondering where all my underwear is going, and then it hit me--YOUR laundry is piling up, my undies are missing...

George: Obviously, we both need new underwear. Let's go to Victoria's Secret.

TR: I'll just go to Target and buy a couple of packs of Hanes.

George: No!

TR: They're good enough for me.

George: That's because you have low panty standards.

11 comments:

minus five said...

i'm with georgia on this one. victoria's secret is definitely the place to buy good underwear. plus, they almost always have the 5/$20 sale going on.

hanes wear out so fast and you end up having to buy more after only a short time. vic's underwear is definitely a worthwhile investment.

Collin said...

Hey...I wear Hanes panties...errrmmm...underwear and I've got a couple pair that are at least two years old and still have most of the crotch in them. ;-)

I have to admit that most of my undies are Calvin Klein. I'm not a very snappy dresser, but I insist on good undies, good shoes and nice jeans. I don't event want to get into my black t-shirt collection.

Tania Rochelle said...

$4.00 a pair?! On SALE?! You've got to be kidding me. Besides, I've never found Vicky's stuff to be of any great quality. Maybe that's because I wash everything in the washing machine, but I certainly don't need anything that has to be washed by hand.

I've got Hane's I've had for seven years. Or I did--until George stole 'em.

Once they get holes, or the elastic is sprung, I wear them to jog in.

minus five said...

i made a mistake, its 5/$25 so they're $5 a pair. vic has good underwear. they last a long time for me. and please, like i would hand wash anything. everything i own goes into the washing machine and its a special day if i decide to separate the clothes first.

Biggy said...

per their commercials, they also make you sprout wings, angel style.

Tania Rochelle said...

MF's wings make it hard for her to ride the subway.

minus five said...

what does that even mean? i would like an english translation of your comment, please.

Tania Rochelle said...

Refer to Biggy's comment above.

You wear Vicky's; hence, you must have wings...

minus five said...

oh, well then that was lame. you should have just made something up so you didn't look like someone who is incapable of making funny jokes.

MCALDWELLC said...

I am totally with Tania on this one...VS drawers are LOW quality and uncomfortable...they fall apart, don't really cover your ass and cost way too much.

Calvin Klein or Jockey...that's the way to go.

BTW, what the HELL kind of underwear is in that picture? Those are awful...

Tania Rochelle said...

Those are what you get when you enter 'granny panties' on google images.

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