The purse is smarter, doesn't shit on the floor, can be taken easily on vacation, won't bite the neighbors, and doesn't have breath that smells like death. Obviously Santa got you the better present.
Oh Amy, Amy, Amy...Sad thing is, I LOVE the bag. Now I have to consider whether it's worth the risk to carry it to school. If you see me with it, please don't puke on me. Or my lovely pug purse.
If I had a REAL puppy, see, I'd carry it around IN my new pocket book.
t: i'm with jennifer on this one. you definitely got jacked. that bag is the ugliest thing i've ever seen in my life. i can't think of anyone who might be able to pull it off successfully. i've been trying to picture you carrying it in my head and i can't get it to work out. you can pull off a lot of things that most people can't, but i don't know about this one. i really wouldn't want to be seen in public with you and that purse. what kind of dog is that in the very top picture? because i like him. i think you should exchange your purse for that dog. i can't believe biggy, i mean santa, didn't get you a little dog. something as simple as that could have meant serious bonus points in his corner.
I can't promise you anything. Just be sure to put it away if you see me — or my REAL dog — coming. It's a good thing I'll graduate in a couple weeks, God willing.
A real dog in a normal bag is fine. Cute, even. A fake dog disguised as a bag is downright scary.
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The purse is smarter, doesn't shit on the floor, can be taken easily on vacation, won't bite the neighbors, and doesn't have breath that smells like death. Obviously Santa got you the better present.
You got jacked, T!
Exactly!
That's not OK in so many ways.
I think I'd throw up all over a person who carried a bag like that. Freakish.
Oh Amy, Amy, Amy...Sad thing is, I LOVE the bag. Now I have to consider whether it's worth the risk to carry it to school. If you see me with it, please don't puke on me. Or my lovely pug purse.
If I had a REAL puppy, see, I'd carry it around IN my new pocket book.
And Santa, you know you're gonna get me a puppy.
if you had a REAL husband you would have a REAL puppy.
It seems someone finally found an appropriate use for the pug dog! That bag is awesome!
t: i'm with jennifer on this one. you definitely got jacked. that bag is the ugliest thing i've ever seen in my life. i can't think of anyone who might be able to pull it off successfully. i've been trying to picture you carrying it in my head and i can't get it to work out. you can pull off a lot of things that most people can't, but i don't know about this one. i really wouldn't want to be seen in public with you and that purse. what kind of dog is that in the very top picture? because i like him. i think you should exchange your purse for that dog. i can't believe biggy, i mean santa, didn't get you a little dog. something as simple as that could have meant serious bonus points in his corner.
mamoo: ouch. and freakin' hilarious!
I don't know whether to call PETA or Paris Hilton about that bag.
I can't promise you anything. Just be sure to put it away if you see me — or my REAL dog — coming. It's a good thing I'll graduate in a couple weeks, God willing.
A real dog in a normal bag is fine. Cute, even. A fake dog disguised as a bag is downright scary.
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