Biggy had to go to Boca Raton for a bizness meeting this morning. Being that he's busting a gut to rack up the Father of the Year points, he left after Lo's softball practice last night and was scheduled to depart for home a little after 1 this afternoon. In other words, the plan was that his daughter wouldn't go a single minute past the usual not-seeing her dad. But, alas, here's the most recent in a string of messages from my husband:
From: gcxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Re: Lola
Date: March 4, 2008 3:24:39 PM EST
To: tania@portfoliocenter.com
Now we're not departing until 4:30. In case you lost track, that's 3 hours past the original departure time. So assuming I get home at 7:30 that will be 24 hours spent travelling for a 6 minute meeting which equates to 4hours of travel per minute of meeting. Awesome. Oh, and my plane is full of ugly people.
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6 comments:
I pretty much peed myself when I read the part about the ugly people on the plane. Hilarious.
I can't remember the last time I was on a plane that wasn't full of ugly people.
It's the curse of the beautiful, Howard--to be surrounded by those who are relatively unattractive.
Hey, you heard about the two gals who were "too pretty to fly," didn't you? Too bad Biggy wasn't on THAT flight.
http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=74549
Six minutes? Has no one ever heard of teleconferencing? They air those Cisco ads non-stop. Get with the 21st century.
I would agree, but unfortunately Collin, I was meeting with a government agency who doesn't really care how insane it was to have to travel for such a short meeting.
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