A Bedtime Story
Lo: I want to tell you something that happened at school today. On the playground.
Lo: Well, A and I were on the balance bean and T was standing by the fence with his back to us, looking like he was up to something. Finally we could see he was peeing. It's not the first time it's happened, either. It happened once in kindergarten. So we told him we saw, and he started crying and begging, "Waa-waaa...I had to g-o-o-o-o reeeeeeeeeeeally b-a-a-a-a-d...(snuffle, snuffle)...Ple-e-e-e-e-ease don't tell on meeeeeeeee. (sniff, snuffle, sniff)."
The PROBLEM is we had a substitute, and she said she couldn't do anything about it.
TR: So you told on him?
Lo: Uh, YEAH!