8.28.2008

Sweet Nothings


Here is the conversation Biggy and I had in regard to two school events scheduled on the same day:

Biggy: Would you rather go to Jack's Open House or Lola's Target Orientation?

TR: Well, at Jack's, I'd have to change classrooms every five minutes, which means a lot of walking the halls, so I'd just as soon go to Lola's and sit in the trailer.

Biggy: That's fine. I'll go to Jack's then. Anyway, it will be good for Lola's teacher to know she actually has a mother.

(Beat)

Biggy: If you want, I can draw you a map to the classroom.

8 comments:

M. RuPere said...

probably more MILF action at Lola's tho . . .

biggy said...

well played rupere.Well played.

Tania Rochelle said...

And Rupert wonders why I'm so hard on men.

ButtonHole said...

WOW! Now THAT is some perv calculation!!

On the other hand, the older the moms, the more likely to be divorced, and bereft, and more desperate to be f'ed by pervs??? haha!

Cast your bets, gentlemen.

M. RuPere said...

perv calculation?!!

Button, Button, Button . . . that was just any man's ho-hum, run-of-the-mill, sexual honesty comment . . .

surely much more over-the-top sexual(albeit charming) thoughts have come from Jennifer's blog (back in the day haha) without the scarlet p-word ever being thrown around . . . oh well, just another day in the double-standard world of the downtrodden, lol

ga said...

I hate boys.

Montgomery Maxton said...

i hate boys

Tania Rochelle said...

The problem with men is they're always boys.

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