Here is the conversation Biggy and I had in regard to two school events scheduled on the same day:
Biggy: Would you rather go to Jack's Open House or Lola's Target Orientation?
TR: Well, at Jack's, I'd have to change classrooms every five minutes, which means a lot of walking the halls, so I'd just as soon go to Lola's and sit in the trailer.
Biggy: That's fine. I'll go to Jack's then. Anyway, it will be good for Lola's teacher to know she actually has a mother.
Biggy: If you want, I can draw you a map to the classroom.