8.26.2008

The Bert Show Blows in a Storm


Because of the monsoon here in Marietta, I had to take JackMan to school today. (When he drives his big boy car, he has to park about 3/4 a mile away at a friend's house.) On the way, I had the radio turned to Q100, as always in the morning.

TR: Wow, they really crack themselves up, don't they?

Jack: Do you listen to the Bert Show just so you can hate on 'em?

TR: Yeah.

(beat)

(beat)

TR: Do you hear that cackle?! Doesn't Melissa's laugh make you want to pull all your hair out?

Jack: Pretty much.

TR: It's like biting into aluminum foil.

(beat)

TR: Let's count the grammatical mistakes. Last week, she said the drinking age was RISEN instead of RAISED. Like Jesus.

7 comments:

mamoo said...

i love your humor, tania.

Tania Rochelle said...

Of course you do. You're my mother.

M. RuPere said...

if you're raised rite you know that He is risen . . .

Tania Rochelle said...

and if you Diet Rite.

ga said...

Mom, since you won't answer my phone calls, there's a new Weeds up already. Go watch it so we can talk about it tomorrow goshhhhhhhhhh.

Tania Rochelle said...

Whine much?

ga said...

Well, now the videos aren't even working...

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