Georgia Waxes Philosophic
G: You know how I used to have it every two weeks? Now it's every two months.
TR: I should make you a doctor's appointment. Would you rather see a gynecologist or the nurse practician at the pediatrician's--since you already know her?
G: I don't want anybody I know all up in my junk! Then next time we run into each other, it'll be all, "Oh, hi, I've seen your vagina."
TR: OK. You could go to my regular doctor. He's very cute.
G: HE is cute--I don't want to go to a man. I want a woman who looks like her name should be Helga.
TR: I don't think I can find that out in the yellow pages.
G: This is all bullshit, anyway. You should get one period in your whole life. Period. One chance.
TR: Like when you're 28-and-a-half?
G: Yeah. And there'd be a test before, to tell you the week you can get pregnant. And if you don't feel like having a baby that week--well, it sucks for you.