8.26.2006

Whatever Turns You On



After Lo's first softball practice of the season, she and Biggy stopped off at Target to buy a present for a b-day party she's going to this afternoon. Biggy scored big with these--on clearance for four bucks!

Later, as they were leaving the house again, with him planning to drop her off at said party and run some manly errands:



TR: Why are you wearing your new cleats to Home Depot?

Biggy: From now on, I want you to call me Coach.

14 comments:

minus five said...

nothing further, your honor.

Tania Rochelle said...

Exactly.

Collin Kelley said...

This is what happens when straight men are allowed to go shopping on their own.

Anonymous said...

Despite the stereotype, not homosexuals should dish fashion advice.

Tania Rochelle said...

Coach, this is what happens when straight men try to write a complete sentence.

Anonymous said...

don't you have a poem to go write or something?

And thanks Garey, glad to see there are other men who read Tania's blog that understand fashion.

Anonymous said...

Your feet are small.

Tania Rochelle said...

I have poems I could write, Coach. But I don't think you want me to write them.

Tania Rochelle said...

How much did Coach Biggy pay you, Gare?

Collin Kelley said...

And manscape those legs while you're at it, Coach Biggy. Tania, maybe you could get Queer Eye over to your house.

minus five said...

dang, collin. don't you know that real men have hairy legs?

Tania Rochelle said...

Yeah, I gotta say, I like hair on men--legs and chest.

Collin Kelley said...

I don't mind a light dusting of hair...I've got a bit myself...but trimming never hurts. I'm just sayin'...

minus five said...

collin: all i'm saying is, don't come crying to me when lola uses her nunchuck skills on you for making fun of her dad.

and i can't even begin to imagine how a guy would "trim" their leg hair. it seems like it would take all day and there's no way it could ever look natural.

you don't have to hate on biggy just because god gave him more hair than you. if you were nicer to him, he might share.

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