TR: Mom and Granny decided to adopt that dog they were babysitting—the Jack Russell/Chihuahua mix. Would that be a Jackuahua or a Chick---
Biggy: They did not!
TR: Uh huh.
Biggy: (Counting on his fingers) FIVE dogs. That’s crazy.
TR: Well, if you think about it, the two dachshunds, Jake and Lucy, weigh about 20 and 15 pounds. Then for the Chihuahuas—Madonna weighs 3 and Brody, 5; and the new dog, Honey, weighs 10 tops. All those dogs together don’t weigh as much as a Labradoodle, so pound for pound, it’s really the same.
Biggy: No, it's really not. You can’t calculate it that way.
TR: I just did.
Biggy: You’ve got five times the food and five times the piss on the carpets.
TR: Still, relatively speaking, there's no difference. The amount they eat is proportional to their size. The same with the piss and poop.
Biggy: But you’ve got five pee spots on the floor instead of one.
TR: Yeah, and those five little spots are equal to one big dog’s.
Biggy: That’s such bullshit. What about the vet bills? You have five vet bills.
TR: That’s the only good point you’ve made.