7.17.2007

Who Let This Happen?!

16 comments:

MCALDWELLC said...

I don't know, but man tits are HOT!

Kathy said...

Middle age. Hate to say that John's man boobs and belly look a little bit like my girl boobs and belly(when not sucking it in). Would hate to be famous with paparrazzi snapping photos all the time.

Ga said...

John Travolta is still God, so it's okay if he gets really fat. mom, will you burn me new Ryan Adams and My Morning Jacket (Z) thankkkks.

mamoo said...

ga, your mom will do no nothing for you until you call me.pleeeeze

Jennifer said...

What's really sad is that even when men get old and fat and hideous like that they still think they have a shot with twenty year-olds.

Tania Rochelle said...

No, what's really sad is that they do. As long as their wallets are fat too.

Jennifer said...

Ugh.

ads. said...

A few little known facts about the "lard-bellied troll" you might not have known(working in a paper mill, I walk among many in their natural habitat. A few that make these guys look anorexic.) Here goes:
1.Advanced species not only have the huge gut and man boobs, but also develop a condition I call the "migrating ass". Their ass flattens out, as if it migrated to the front to provide more girth, leaving only the butt crack and the "pants that defy gravity".
2.the size of the troll is inversely proportional to the size of their "expected" female...the most disgusting wide-body will always say, "she's got a big ass".....and you have NONE, wide-body!
3.They all think they look great! No need for diets here. I need to get their mirror....
4."Monster Burgers" are like Viagra.
Let's face it, some women see something in these men - but it's probably not VISIBLE. (P.S. I'm trying like HELL to prevent this condition....But I can't do much about the "old & hideous" part....how fat of a wallet do I need?)

biggy said...

Those boys need to get on the biggy fitness program. Perhaps I should move to Hollywood and become the fitness trainer to the stars du jour.

Montgomery Maxton said...

it is a side effect of closet case syndrome.

jOoLz said...

i guess you don't want to hear that mr. travolta wears a wig.

search google images for lacefront travolta if you don't believe me.

*snort*

Collin said...

Closeted gays worshipping aliens. That's the real problem here.

Blue said...

Whatever! John Travolta is the #1 sexiest man alive. And to me he just keeps getting better and better.

Anonymous said...

John Travolta is gross and a horrible actor. Can anyone remember the last decent movie he made? Pulp Fiction?

GA said...

You should be happy you posted as anon. Stupid comment.

Blue said...

Haha! Ditto Gaggy!

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