Soon to be divorced white male seeks attractive, technology-incompetent female, who respects the basic tenets of privacy. Also, you must be able to prepare a meal that doesn't come in a box, have your own hobbies, and be allergic to chihuahuas.
soon to be divorced white female seeks genuinely handsome man who is talented with his hands. Preferbably someone who can, among other things, patch holes in ceilings, fix a wobbly toilet seat so it doesn't pinch your ass, and has a respectable amount of manners and knows how to hold a fork so it doesn't look like he is spearing his food. Any other qualities will be icing on the cake. Please do not respond if you think you can do these odd jobs when you get around to it.
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Soon to be divorced white male seeks attractive, technology-incompetent female, who respects the basic tenets of privacy. Also, you must be able to prepare a meal that doesn't come in a box, have your own hobbies, and be allergic to chihuahuas.
OMG hahaha
Whooooooo...somebody call Cosmo! We've got the next centerfold right here.
That is one HOT man!!!!
A man's home is truly NOT his castle. What next....pictures from "the throne"??
Nice "Al Bundy" pose, BTW...
soon to be divorced white female seeks genuinely handsome man who is talented with his hands. Preferbably someone who can, among other things, patch holes in ceilings, fix a wobbly toilet seat so it doesn't pinch your ass, and has a respectable amount of manners and knows how to hold a fork so it doesn't look like he is spearing his food. Any other qualities will be icing on the cake. Please do not respond if you think you can do these odd jobs when you get around to it.
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