Maybe the thing I can't stand most in the world is when people are sorry as a last resort--when they do what they do, and lie and lie, and then do it some more--when they admit their misdeeds, confess to their crimes, only when there's no way out, when they've been caught and can't escape.
That's not sorry. It's damage control. Add a little Jesus for good measure.
Michael Vick says he was "immature." He "used poor judgment." Well, TP'ing your neighbor's house is "immature." Getting a blowjob from your secretary is "poor judgment" (unless you're married, in which case it's adultery).
Stronger words are in order here: criminal, sadistic, corrupt, monstrous, despicable.
Those are just a start.
Click here to see Michael Vick's definition of "immature." Warning: extremely graphic.